{"id":412,"date":"2023-03-02T14:17:12","date_gmt":"2023-03-02T14:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nataliasanguino.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2023-03-02T14:17:14","modified_gmt":"2023-03-02T14:17:14","slug":"el-53-de-los-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nataliasanguino.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"El 53\u00ba de los 101"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Susp\u00e9ndeme los lunes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>grit\u00e9 asomada al abismo&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>de la noche del domingo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y t\u00fa, cruel calendario,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>personaje de cuento<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(al que imagino barbudo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ce\u00f1udo, con bast\u00f3n y t\u00fanica<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>y siempre enfadado)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tronaste:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00a1odiar\u00edas entonces los martes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00a1No!, te dijo mi insomnio:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Los martes dar\u00edan paso<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a un mi\u00e9rcoles amable,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>y \u00e9ste a un jueves<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>con sabor a\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Como digas \u201ca finde\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>me voy del poema.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; No me hagas esto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; No me das ninguna pena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Entonces se me ocurri\u00f3:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anula los lunes,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>yo odiar\u00e9 los martes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>pero el mi\u00e9rcoles\u2026 ser\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1una mujer nueva, plena<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1como la Luna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Como poeta, eres mediocre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Y t\u00fa negociando, un poco borde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Concedo, sigue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>y a ver si consigues que me amolde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Lunes anulado,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>martes odiado,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mi\u00e9rcoles nueva yo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>jueves y viernes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>bailar\u00e9 a tu son,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>los celebrar\u00e9 cada d\u00eda,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>saldr\u00e9 diciendo a la calle:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1Al fin es jueves, ma\u00f1ana es viernes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>albricias!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfAhora te vas al medievo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Te recuerdo que soy gregoriano,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>hasta en eso ventaja te llevo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Calendario querido,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>agenda de mis desvelos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>no pretendo ganar tiempo al tiempo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>solo quiero que llegar al s\u00e1bado y al domingo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>me cueste menos.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfAcaso tanto es pedirte eso?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfA ti te parece normal&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>estar hablando conmigo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1Que soy calendario!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cualquier cosa es posible,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>querido,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>cuando me pongo a hablar en verso.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susp\u00e9ndeme los lunes, grit\u00e9 asomada al abismo&nbsp; de la noche del domingo. 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