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Binomio fant\u00e1stico<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– B\u00e9same en el malec\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– C\u00f3mo vas a decir maric\u00f3n en el t\u00edtulo, \u00bfquieres que nos linche la pe\u00f1a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Malec\u00f3n, chiquillo. Suena a \u00e9xito de karaoke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sigo apostando por algo tipo La Pegatina, \u00bfqu\u00e9 tenemos en el cuaderno?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Colecci\u00f3n de horrores, un espanto de ideas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– No ser\u00e1 para tanto, cuando se te mete en la cabeza que no\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tenemos menos creatividad que un ficus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Qu\u00e9 exagerado. \u00bfQu\u00e9 nos falta, que ten\u00edas anotado en el m\u00f3vil?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tel\u00e9fonos de t\u00edas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– En serio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– En serio. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Eres insoportable. C\u00e9ntrate, \u00bfqu\u00e9 rima con gallard\u00eda?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– T\u00eda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Vete a la mierda. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfY si metemos en una caja papeles con palabras del diccionario al azar y hacemos la canci\u00f3n con 20 de ellas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Qu\u00e9 dices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– La titulamos \u201cBinomio fant\u00e1stico\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tenemos una semana para presentarnos al concurso, somos un agujero negro de talento, no ayudas con ideas absurdas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Pero por qu\u00e9 tenemos que presentarnos al concurso, puto orgullo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Apostamos con Conde y Sancho que quedar\u00edamos mejor clasificados que ellos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Puta borrachera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00a1Y 500 pavos apostamos! Venga. Qu\u00e9 rima con gallard\u00eda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Aguamarina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Suelta ese diccionario. No rima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Asonante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfAsonante, gallard\u00eda aguamarina? Los gilipollas de Conde y Sancho tienen enchufe, conocen a la del bar, nos van a ganar y me niego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– No entiendo el empe\u00f1o. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tocar los huevos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Es verdad. \u00bfY si nos re\u00edmos de ellos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfDe Conde y Sancho?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tipo rap: \u201cObsesionados con la nutrici\u00f3n, tipos fuertes de balc\u00f3n, ni puta idea de estilo, el gimnasio es su amigo, una borrachera nos enfrent\u00f3, oh, oh, visten fatal, son lo peor, con camisas de color irisad\u00f3, oh, oh\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfIrisad\u00f3? Es irisado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– O la hacemos aguda o no rima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Paso, abracemos lo absurdo. \u00bfB\u00e9same en el malec\u00f3n o binomio fant\u00e1stico?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Binomio fant\u00e1stico – B\u00e9same en el malec\u00f3n. – C\u00f3mo vas a decir maric\u00f3n en el t\u00edtulo, \u00bfquieres que nos linche la pe\u00f1a? – Malec\u00f3n, chiquillo.…<\/p>\n

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